It’s quite difficult to celebrate this holiday in Houston because few of us own snowplows. The point of the holiday is painfully self-explanatory, but if you need some further explanation, here it is:
You get behind the wheel of a snowplow, preferably in a suburban or rural area, and maniacally drive around hitting other people's mailboxes.
It's guaranteed to be loads of winter fun. Extra points if you can avoid an arraignment!
Note:
We do not endorse the destruction of property, and you should remember that mailboxes are government property. So please, do not seriously celebrate Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day.
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